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I’m writing dystopia , so feel the need to read dystopia. And this one cropped up as recommended.   It’s been made into a TV series called Silo, I believe. Or the books were adapted from a film. Can’t work it out. Doesn't matter. It was the number one drama in the history of Apple TV, apparently. That’s always something that gives a book extra credibility. If someone liked it enough to invest however much it takes to make a TV series, and then loads of people decided to watch

Flying Ant Day. Such a big event, they named a book after it. Or at least I did. Although my Flying Ant Day contains not a single reference to oversized winged insects within its pages.   But it’s not the purpose of this blog to wax lyrical about the most under-rated of my books. It’s to shed more light on the annual event that inspired its title.   Sex.   That’s at the heart of Flying Ant Day. The reason why male ants and new queens take to the skies is to mate. Fair play. T

Here’s a draft of a flyer that Kent Sanderson considers disseminating among the population of his dystopian south London town. In the end, he opts for something a little more palatable, thanks to the advice of his colleague, Pete. But this gives you an idea of the level of disgust and mockery aimed at the people who have decided to surrender their thinking and doing to machines in the First World.   ---FIRST DRAFT COPY – by K e n t  S a n d e r s o n   Are you at risk of beco

The violence of Freedom For All Day (dubbed Flying Ant Day ) forced the youth-led government - the Powers - to loosen their grip on the populace of the First World, granting its citizens more freedom to leave their homes and move about the streets. But 5 years later, the bad old days are returning. Defying long-established laws, the Powers are refusing to call a general election, rattling the cages of older members of the community eager to vote out this immature government.

Goodreads lists 3,790 books under Best Dystopian Novels and Post Apocalyptic Fiction. If there are this many works rated as 'best' in this genre, you can bet your bottom dollar, or five pound note if you hail from the same side of the Atlantic Ocea as I, that there are a huge amount of other titles that don’t rank quite so highly.   But sticking to the title of this post like a propaganda poster to a newsagent's window, I’m going to concentrate on the dystopian novels that ha

To pave the way for the release of my new dystopian fiction novel Dead Headz in May 2026, I’m duty bound to promote the book that establishes the main characters and the apocalyptic world that dominate the new book.   Flying Ant Day is the book in question. One of my favourite novels if I do say so myself, although reviews so far have been lukewarm. But you know your own mind, you don't take another person's words at face value, so see if this floats your boat or sinks like a

Tricky things to write, blurbs. Trying to condense multi thousand word novels into a couple of hundred? That’s not easy. But I put mine up for your perusal and look forward to any criticism or complements you send my way: SELLER V by Jon Lymon As far as unreliable narrators go, John Peachcroft has got it licked. Although what isn’t in any doubt is his lack of success as an author. Sales of his 10 self-published books have ground to such a halt that his girlfriend has handed h

I don't know about you, but I'm always on the look out for a writing tip or two. Here's one from me. I don't want anything slowing me down when I'm in the zone and the words are flowing and the ideas and twists and plot points and great dialogue are going down onto the page at a rate of knots. That's why speech marks and other punctuation can wait until a later draft. All I'm concerned about early doors is getting the words down. And stopping to insert speech marks unnecessar

Vicious Circle A free short story by Jon Lymon   Danny Gibb had a U-bend scar on his face that his girl used to like. Said it gave him character. Made him look hard. But trouble attracts trouble and soon their relationship was in it. The end came the night he hit his girlfriend for the first and last time. Hard on the right side of her face which was the wrong side because it was her good side. He hit her after finding out about   Dr Hambell, who hadn’t always had letters and

Tricky things to write, blurbs. Trying to condense multi thousand word novels into a couple of hundred? That’s not easy. But I put mine up for your perusal and look forward to any criticism or complements you send my way: THE PUB GARDENERS by Jon Lymon When made redundant from their careers in advertising, two desperate creatives, Darlington and Waverley, steal a van full of gardening equipment from the scene of their final ad shoot, and search for new meaning to their lives

I’ve mentioned this before, and here goes again – sales are so precious for indie authors. That’s why knowing the worst day of the month for book sales might help other writers plan advertising campaigns and the like.   A bit of background – in 2025 I kept a close eye on all sales activities for my books and am now in a position to reveal the findings. I’ve already done the best date in the month for book sales , so here are the top five worst for me, Jon Lymon, horror and da

Tricky things to write, blurbs. Trying to condense multi thousand word novels into a couple of hundred? That’s not easy. But I put mine up for your perusal and look forward to any criticism or complements you send my way: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS THREEVE by Jon Lymon On the worst day of Christmas, a true ghost gives to Nick Crosby the chance to start over and over and over. Technology Consultant Nick Crosby is hiding a guilty secret. No, two guilty secrets. But he’s determined

In an ideal world, no date would be the worst date in the month for KENP page reads.   Every day would yield reads aplenty from Kindle Unlimited subscribers who just can’t get enough of your words.   Alack, only JK Rowling is likely to experience such joy and quite rightly for her Harry Potter series deserves all the plaudits it gets.   For the rest of us, we have to cherish every page read we get. Even if it’s a non-earning 1 page read (of which I’ve received one today for

Call me presumptuous ("Hello, Presumptuous") I would have thought that the end of the month would be party time in terms of Amazon free book offers. People grasping the chance to line up new books for a new month. But hold your horses, or any other four-legged beast you have to hand.   The 30 th  and 31 st of each month proved to be the worst in terms of generating interest in freebie book giveaways on Amazon.   These are the findings of 2025, a year in which I tracked the p

Tricky things to write, blurbs. Trying to condense multi thousand word novels into a couple of hundred? That’s not easy. But I put mine up for your perusal and look forward to any criticism or complements you send my way: LAST WRITER SITTING by Jon Lymon What’s a man to do when a machine steals his job? Sit back and let it happen or stand up and fight? Last Writing Sitting tells the all too familiar story of a copywriter whose livelihood is taken away by artificial intellige

A sale, a sale. My Kingdom for a sale.   As every indie author will tell you, there’s a real sense of wanting to reach out and hug and even kiss every person who buys one of your books.   There are millions of books out there, many backed by the promoting might of big publishing houses. So when someone chooses to invest in your indie book ahead of all the others they could have chosen, it’s quite a moment.   I’ve already featured a post about the best months of the year for b

When it comes to the month of the year that registered the fewest KENP page reads for Jon Lymon books in 2025, the summer months proved that Lymon’s tales of dark comedy and horror are not finding their way into people’s suitcases.   My books are not taking to the skies or getting filled with sand on the world’s beaches. And people aren’t using their Kindle Unlimited subscriptions to read my works.   I know all this because the worst 3 months of the year for KENP page reads f

As an indie author, I, Jon Lymon, like to make my books available for free to readers, so anyone who hasn’t read my stuff before can discover how utterly brilliant and witty I am. Ahem!   And in 2025, I made at least one of my books available for free nearly every day of the year. This has enabled me to gather data about which months of the year are best for Amazon free book offers, and which are worst.   I’ve already looked at the former in another blog post, so here’s a lo

What day of the week was worst for book sales for indie author Jon Lymon in 2025?   I’m not going to keep you in suspense for this one as there was a clear winner, or loser, whichever way you look at it.   The worst day for indie book sales in 2025 was THURSDAYS.   And that day also put in a bad performance when it came to the worst day of the week for KENP Page reads. With a whole year of data to draw on, it’s clear there’s something about Thursdays that’s a non-reading day

What’s the worst day of the week for Amazon KENP Page reads?   In 2025, a year when I had at least 1 book available for KENP all year, there was a day of the week that was by far the worst for accumulating page reads.   And it wasn’t even close.   This day was so far behind all the others.   And that day was THURSDAYS.   What is it about Thursdays that makes it so unappealing for readers to make use of their Kindle Unlimited subscription when it comes to Jon Lymon books?   Wh