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The importance of pubs
I like pubs a lot, to the extent that I have invested several thousand of my hard-earned in them over the years. So it’s always sad to...
jon321971
Sep 27, 20253 min read


Support Human Voice Artists
Cards on the table – I can’t stand AI in any form in the creative industries. There’s no need for it. Develop your own talent, people....
jon321971
Sep 26, 20252 min read


When and what is Flying Ant Day?
Flying Ant Day. Such a big event, they named a book after it. Or at least I did. Although my Flying Ant Day contains not a single...
jon321971
Sep 25, 20252 min read


5 of the world’s top magicians
How to grade magic when, let’s face it, most of it is trickery, sleight of hand and distraction? Well, let’s just give these people...
jon321971
Sep 24, 20252 min read


A Big Mistake Ebook Reviewers Make
I've seen this several times from ebook reviewers in my (so far fruitless) search to find someone to review my books: reviewers asking...
jon321971
Sep 23, 20251 min read


The Jon Lymonday Teaser: Free sample of A Big Bluff and Some Green Stuff
Tuck in to a free helping of Jon Lymon's Jake Rodwell zombie apocalypse series A Big Bluff and Some Green Stuff : Not for the first time...
jon321971
Sep 22, 20255 min read


Jon Lymon Reviews The Pregnant Widow by Martin Amis
What great value an Amis novel is. I don't subscribe to his father Kingsley's view that he should show off his literary talents a little...
jon321971
Sep 21, 20251 min read


Thoughts On Self Serve Author Interviews
Nobody wants to interview you. That's the first reality of self serve author interviews that needs to be dealt with here. As an unknown,...
jon321971
Sep 20, 20253 min read


Turning A Bad Book Review To Your Advantage
I'm talking a really bad book review. Like one star out of five. Like they would have given zero stars if that option were possible....
jon321971
Sep 19, 20252 min read


Why An Ebook Will Never Be Enough
When you were a kid, or whenever you started dreaming of being a successful novelist, chances are you never dreamt of seeing your work on...
jon321971
Sep 18, 20251 min read


In Between The Lines - A Big Bluff and Some Green Stuff
The pub in A Big Bluff and Some Green Stuff , The Smuggler’s Retreat, is at the epicentre of plenty of bloodthirsty activity. It’s also...
jon321971
Sep 17, 20252 min read


When Should I Monetize My Blog?
The Jon Lymon Blog is really taking off. So much so that I’m contemplating the big question: When should I monetize my blog? Authoring...
jon321971
Sep 16, 20252 min read


The JonLymonday Teaser: Free Sample of A Dead Chick and Some Dirty Tricks Novel
Here's an excerpt plucked from the midst of my 4th and, if memory serves, most difficult to write novel. A free sample of A Dead Chick...
jon321971
Sep 15, 20253 min read


The Incredible, Miraculous, Stupendous Disappearing Sale
There it was, gone. As quickly as it arrived on my sales dashboard, the incredible, miraculous, stupendous, disappearing sale had...
jon321971
Sep 14, 20252 min read


The Day I Thought I’d Made It As A Writer
The sun shines on every dog’s arse at least once. It’s a saying that a friend of mine regularly uses, and it aptly illustrates me on...
jon321971
Sep 13, 20252 min read


Jon Lymon Reviews: World War Z by Max Brooks
As a writer of zombie fiction that doesn’t sell particularly well, I often feel honour-bound to read zombie fiction that does sell well....
jon321971
Sep 12, 20252 min read


Rant: The Lost Letters
Fans of this blog, and I know there's at least one of you, will no doubt be aware that I'm not averse to having a little rant. A vent. A...
jon321971
Sep 11, 20252 min read


The Glory Of A Sale
Yes, I am talking in the singular. One. Uno and whatever the first and the lowest number is in other languages. As many fellow indie...
jon321971
Sep 10, 20252 min read


How to Keep Writing When Your Books Keep Flopping
There’s only one surefire way for a writer to achieve zero sales, and that’s to write and publish precisely nothing. Nothing fails...
jon321971
Sep 9, 20253 min read


The Jon Lymonday Teaser: The Wronged.
Here's a free excerpt from The Wronged by Jon Lymon: Saltonstall Farm was not a regular haunted house, and yet outwardly it possessed all...
jon321971
Sep 8, 20256 min read
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